NEW! The American Dream Is A Pyramid Scheme Tee

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Are you still chasing after white picket fences and looking for the perfect SUV for a generic family with 2.5 kids? Nope. Us neither. If you're over the 'American Dream' and ready to wake up for good, wear your wakefulness with this lyrical line. Ponzi schemes aren't our dreams.

**Please note our prices have changed to reflect equitable pricing for all sizes.

FIT & FEATURES:
/ Relaxed unisex fit 
/ 100% Soft Cotton (except for heather colours)
Runs true to size

PRODUCT DETAILS:
100% Soft Cotton / Machine wash cold / Tumble dry low

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel. 

Size Guideline: I'm 5'3, 130lbs and I wear a medium for a loose fit, and a small for a tighter fit. 

Please make sure you choose the right size as we can only refund or exchange an item if it's damaged. Thank you.



S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
18
20
22.01
24.02
25.99
28
Length, in
28
29.02
30
31.03
32.01
33
Sleeve length, in
8.9
9.18
9.45
9.73
10
10.4

Why choose us?

We're ethical

We want you to feel good about wearing our clothes and to know where it comes from. To minimise waste and landfill, we print our clothes as orders come in. We also ensure our clothes are made in WRAP certified factories around the world. We use water-based ink which is environmentally friendly and safer for humans. 

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We give back

We give back 10% of our profits to causes that align with our mission and share our values. Some of these organisations include: Save Mauna Kea, Protect Ihumātao, Dig Deep Navajo Water Project, InsideOUT New Zealand, LGBT Center Los Angeles, Black Lives Matter, Bail Project and Southern Poverty Law.

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