The State is a Catfish — Graphic Hoodie

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THE STATE IS A CATFISH — Grapich Hoodie

They sold you a dream. Picket fence, equal opportunity, work hard and you'll make it. A perfect profile, curated to keep you hooked.

But swipe past the filter and the picture changes. The systems were never built for you to win — they were built to keep you chasing. Extracting labor, selling comfort, calling it freedom.

This tee is for the ones who stopped falling for the bait. Who see the gap between the promise and the reality. Who are done being catfished by a dream that was never meant to deliver.

Wake up. Opt out. Reclaim your sovereignty.

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Product features

  • Double-layer hood, no drawstring — extra warmth, clean neckline
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband — stretch and recover on wear
  • Double-needle stitched seams for durability
  • Heavy 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²) 80% cotton / 20% polyester fabric
  • Oversized fit with tear-away label for easy customization

Care instructions

  • Cold machine wash, gentle cycle
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Low-heat iron/steam
  • Do not dryclean
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Why choose us?

We're ethical

We want you to feel good about wearing our clothes and to know where it comes from. To minimise waste and landfill, we print our clothes as orders come in. We also ensure our clothes are made in WRAP certified factories around the world. We use water-based ink which is environmentally friendly and safer for humans. 

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We give back

We give back 10% of our profits to causes that align with our mission and share our values. Some of these organisations include: Save Mauna Kea, Protect Ihumātao, Dig Deep Navajo Water Project, InsideOUT New Zealand, LGBT Center Los Angeles, Black Lives Matter, Bail Project and Southern Poverty Law.

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