Slime the State - Graphic Hoodie

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Slime the State — Graphic Hoodie

They spit out talking points and call it truth. Press releases dressed up as promises. A script fed to you on repeat, expecting you to swallow it whole.

Not anymore. This tee is for the ones who see the slime for what it is — a slick, hollow performance built to keep you distracted and compliant. We're not buying the story. We're not playing along. Burn the script. Question everything they feed you.

Don't believe what they spit out. Slime the state.

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Product features

  • Double-layer hood, no drawstrings — extra comfort and warmth
  • 80% cotton / 20% polyester heavyweight fabric (10 oz/yd²)
  • Oversized fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband for stretch and recovery
  • Double-needle stitched seams for durability
  • Tear-away label

Care instructions

  • Cold machine wash, gentle cycle
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Low-heat iron/steam
  • Do not dryclean
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Why choose us?

We're ethical

We want you to feel good about wearing our clothes and to know where it comes from. To minimise waste and landfill, we print our clothes as orders come in. We also ensure our clothes are made in WRAP certified factories around the world. We use water-based ink which is environmentally friendly and safer for humans. 

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We give back

We give back 10% of our profits to causes that align with our mission and share our values. Some of these organisations include: Save Mauna Kea, Protect Ihumātao, Dig Deep Navajo Water Project, InsideOUT New Zealand, LGBT Center Los Angeles, Black Lives Matter, Bail Project and Southern Poverty Law.

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