Slime the State — Canvas Tote Bag

Name: Slime the State — Canvas Tote Bag
Brand: Printify
SKU: 22871175266405103044
Price: 25.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$25.00

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Color

Natural

Black

Size

15" x 16"

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Slime the State — Canvas Tote Bag

They spit out talking points and call it truth. Press releases dressed up as promises. A script fed to you on repeat, expecting you to swallow it whole.

Not anymore. This tee is for the ones who see the slime for what it is — a slick, hollow performance built to keep you distracted and compliant. We're not buying the story. We're not playing along. Burn the script. Question everything they feed you.

Don't believe what they spit out. Slime the state.

Details:

100% cotton canvas, heavy 12 oz/yd² for durability
Flat corners for a slim, structured silhouette
Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
Available in natural and black; sewn-in label
Blank product sourced from India; adult sizing

Care:

Do not iron directly over the printed area — print may stick to the iron
Spot clean
Do not bleach
Line dry

	15" x 16"
Width, in	15.00
Length, in	16.00
Handle length, in	20.00

Why choose us?

We're ethical

We want you to feel good about wearing our clothes and to know where it comes from. To minimise waste and landfill, we print our clothes as orders come in. We also ensure our clothes are made in WRAP certified factories around the world. We use water-based ink which is environmentally friendly and safer for humans.

Our Factories

We give back

We give back 10% of our profits to causes that align with our mission and share our values. Some of these organisations include: Save Mauna Kea, Protect Ihumātao, Dig Deep Navajo Water Project, InsideOUT New Zealand, LGBT Center Los Angeles, Black Lives Matter, Bail Project and Southern Poverty Law.

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