Slime the State — Premium Box Tee
They spit out talking points and call it truth. Press releases dressed up as promises. A script fed to you on repeat, expecting you to swallow it whole.
Not anymore. This tee is for the ones who see the slime for what it is — a slick, hollow performance built to keep you distracted and compliant. We're not buying the story. We're not playing along. Burn the script. Question everything they feed you.
Don't believe what they spit out. Slime the state.
Details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable hand
- 1×1 ribbed collar with reinforced neckline for structure
- Side-seamed construction with drop shoulder sleeves for a relaxed, oversized fit
- Fabric weight ~7 oz/yd² — substantial but breathable
- Tear-away tag, adult sizing; runs large so size down if needed
Care:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat — do not iron on print
- Do not dry clean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.95 |
30.00 |
32.01 |
34.02 |
| Length, in |
28.27 |
29.25 |
30.24 |
31.26 |
32.52 |
33.46 |
34.25 |
**Please note we have equitable pricing across all sizes.
