THE STATE IS A CATFISH — Classic Tee
They sold you a dream. Picket fence, equal opportunity, work hard and you'll make it. A perfect profile, curated to keep you hooked.
But swipe past the filter and the picture changes. The systems were never built for you to win — they were built to keep you chasing. Extracting labor, selling comfort, calling it freedom.
This piece is for the ones who stopped falling for the bait. Who see the gap between the promise and the reality. Who are done being catfished by a dream that was never meant to deliver.
Wake up. Opt out. Reclaim your sovereignty.
Details:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — lightweight, breathable, easy to layer
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
- Durable, high-quality print that won't crack or fade
- Ethically sourced, made to order
- Made ethically in the US and internationally; Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.50 |
20.51 |
22.24 |
24.02 |
25.25 |
26.73 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.49 |
30.98 |
32.25 |
32.99 |
33.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
**Please note we have equitable pricing across all sizes.