The State is a Catfish — Premium Box Tee
They sold you a dream. Picket fence, equal opportunity, work hard and you'll make it. A perfect profile, curated to keep you hooked.
But swipe past the filter and the picture changes. The systems were never built for you to win — they were built to keep you chasing. Extracting labor, selling comfort, calling it freedom.
This tee is for the ones who stopped falling for the bait. Who see the gap between the promise and the reality. Who are done being catfished by a dream that was never meant to deliver.
Wake up. Opt out. Reclaim your sovereignty.
Details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable hand
- 1×1 ribbed collar with reinforced neckline for structure
- Side-seamed construction with drop shoulder sleeves for a relaxed, oversized fit
- Fabric weight ~7 oz/yd² — substantial but breathable
- Tear-away tag, adult sizing
Care:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat — do not iron on print
- Do not dry clean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.95 |
30.00 |
32.01 |
34.02 |
| Length, in |
28.27 |
29.25 |
30.24 |
31.26 |
32.52 |
33.46 |
34.25 |
**Please note we have equitable pricing across all sizes.
