Slime the State — Classic Tee
They spit out talking points and call it truth. Press releases dressed up as promises. A script fed to you on repeat, expecting you to swallow it whole.
This piece is for the ones who see the slime for what it is — a slick, hollow performance built to keep you distracted and compliant. We're not buying the story. We're not playing along. Burn the script. Question everything they feed you.
Don't believe what they spit out. Slime the state.
Details:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — lightweight, breathable, easy to layer
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
- Durable, high-quality print that won't crack or fade
- Ethically sourced, made to order
- Made ethically in the US and internationally; Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.50 |
20.51 |
22.24 |
24.02 |
25.25 |
26.73 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.49 |
30.98 |
32.25 |
32.99 |
33.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
**Please note we have equitable pricing across all sizes.
