Slime the State — Graphic Hoodie
They spit out talking points and call it truth. Press releases dressed up as promises. A script fed to you on repeat, expecting you to swallow it whole.
Not anymore. This tee is for the ones who see the slime for what it is — a slick, hollow performance built to keep you distracted and compliant. We're not buying the story. We're not playing along. Burn the script. Question everything they feed you.
Don't believe what they spit out. Slime the state.
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Product features
-Double-layer hood, no drawstrings — extra comfort and warmth
-80% cotton / 20% polyester heavyweight fabric (10 oz/yd²)
-Oversized fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband for stretch and recovery
-Double-needle stitched seams for durability
-Tear-away label
Care instructions
-Cold machine wash, gentle cycle
-Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
-Tumble dry low
-Low-heat iron/steam
-Do not dry clean
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length, in |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
**Please note we have equitable pricing across all sizes.
