Slime the State — Crop Tee
They spit out talking points and call it truth. Press releases dressed up as promises. A script fed to you on repeat, expecting you to swallow it whole.
Not anymore. This tee is for the ones who see the slime for what it is — a slick, hollow performance built to keep you distracted and compliant. We're not buying the story. We're not playing along. Burn the script. Question everything they feed you.
Don't believe what they spit out. Slime the state.
Details:
- 100% combed cotton (solid colors), medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- Relaxed, dropped-shoulder silhouette with cropped length for an easy, casual look
- Twill shoulder tape and double-needle stitching for added durability and shape retention
- Sewn-in label; meets safety standards (flame and heavy metal limits)
- Grey Marle option: 85% cotton, 15% viscose; made in Bangladesh
Care:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
| Width, in |
18.70 |
19.69 |
20.67 |
21.65 |
22.64 |
| Length, in |
17.32 |
17.72 |
18.31 |
18.70 |
19.09 |
**Please note we have equitable pricing across all sizes.
