Slime the State — Canvas Tote Bag
They spit out talking points and call it truth. Press releases dressed up as promises. A script fed to you on repeat, expecting you to swallow it whole.
Not anymore. This tee is for the ones who see the slime for what it is — a slick, hollow performance built to keep you distracted and compliant. We're not buying the story. We're not playing along. Burn the script. Question everything they feed you.
Don't believe what they spit out. Slime the state.
Details:
- 100% cotton canvas, heavy 12 oz/yd² for durability
- Flat corners for a slim, structured silhouette
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label
- Blank product sourced from India; adult sizing
Care:
- Do not iron directly over the printed area — print may stick to the iron
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
| |
15" x 16" |
| Width, in |
15.00 |
| Length, in |
16.00 |
| Handle length, in |
20.00 |
