EAT THE RICH — Classic Tee
"When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich." — Jean-Jacques Rousseau's words, centuries old, still ring true today.
What started as a warning to those in power has become our rallying cry. Not just about money — about the systems built to hoard it. The crown here isn't decoration. It's a symbol of monarchy, colonization, and the opulence built on other people's backs.
The chopsticks are personal. Our founder is Lao, and she represents the Asian diaspora — but they're also a reminder that Indigenous communities everywhere have had their power and resources stripped by the same colonial systems that built today's dynasties of billionaires. Here, they're not just utensils. They're tools for dismantling what was never meant to last.
It's time to reclaim what's ours. Time to salivate. Time to consume. Time to feast.
Let's eat the rich.
Details:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — lightweight, breathable, easy to layer
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
- Durable, high-quality print that won't crack or fade
- Ethically sourced, made to order
- Made ethically in the US and internationally; Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, cm |
45.70 |
50.80 |
55.80 |
60.90 |
66.00 |
71.10 |
76.30 |
81.20 |
| Length, cm |
72.40 |
74.90 |
77.50 |
80.00 |
82.60 |
85.10 |
87.60 |
90.20 |
| Sleeve length, cm |
18.40 |
19.70 |
20.90 |
22.20 |
23.50 |
24.80 |
26.00 |
27.30 |
**Please note we have equitable pricing across all sizes.