{"product_id":"the-state-is-a-catfish-canvas-tote-bag","title":"The State Is A Catfish —  Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe State Is A Catfish —  Canvas Tote Bag \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThey sold you a dream. Picket fence, equal opportunity, work hard and you'll make it. A perfect profile, curated to keep you hooked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBut swipe past the filter and the picture changes. The systems were never built for you to win — they were built to keep you chasing. Extracting labor, selling comfort, calling it freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis tee is for the ones who stopped falling for the bait. Who see the gap between the promise and the reality. 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