{"product_id":"slime-the-state-sticker","title":"Slime The State Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"content-box description-box\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSlime The State — Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThey spit out talking points and call it truth. Press releases dressed up as promises. A script fed to you on repeat, expecting you to swallow it whole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eNot anymore. This piece is for the ones who see the slime for what it is — a slick, hollow performance built to keep you distracted and compliant. We're not buying the story. We're not playing along. Burn the script. Question everything they feed you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eDon't believe what they spit out. Slime the state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"content-text\" data-testid=\"descriptionContent\"\u003e--\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Scratch-resistant glossy paper finish\u003cbr\u003e- Durable vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Bright colors printed with eco-solvent inks\u003cbr\u003e- Available in four sizes with white or transparent options\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, bubble-free application for indoor, flat surfaces\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":68252746055829,"sku":"12827447921222424581","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":68252746088597,"sku":"93510963250487924153","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0026\/5450\/2958\/files\/2796955645648264103_1200.jpg?v=1794531765","url":"https:\/\/sovereigntyofself.com\/products\/slime-the-state-sticker","provider":"Self Sovereignty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}